After I left the power plant and went to work for Dell on August 20, 2001, I wrote letters back to my friends at the plant letting them know how things were going. This is the one hundred and seventeenth letter I wrote.
5/5/05 – Taking a breath at Dell
Howdy Folks (That’s Texan for “Dear Sooner Plantians, and friends”),
It’s been about 5 weeks since I wrote last, and this is the first time I have had a moment to stop and take a breath. Like Gimli said in the Lord of the Rings, “Keep Breathing. That’s the Key”.
Things went well with the Kronos upgrade. — That’s the one where we didn’t have any consultants on site to do it. I had found most of the reasons why “no company had ever upgraded without the consultants on site before”, but not all of them.
Their installation instructions left a lot to be desired and their code was all wrong, but that’s all behind me now and everything is running better than it has ever run before, so everyone’s happy, (except for some report formatting issues — which I’ll deal with shortly — You would think with a name like “Crystal Reports” that the format would be “clear”. Like “Crystal”. — You know. From the movie with Tom Cruise and Jack Nicholson, where Jack says, “Am I clear?” and Tom says, “Crystal” — Oh. Nevermind. I’m ramblin’ again…..).
So our business partners gave me great Kudos and they refer to me now as “#1”. They gave me an “On-The-Spot” award for $100 and told everyone from my director down in our All-Hands meeting last week that I had done all these wonderful things and how I had solved all of their issues, and that I was such a great person to work with……
Boy. I was just glad no one saw me slip that pocket watch on the chain back in my pocket after I had hypnotized them all or I might not have gotten away with such praise.
Gee, I haven’t had that much attention since Jasper Christensen called me to his office to tell me that I couldn’t have access to the Internet because the staff had decided that no one at our plant needed access to the Internet except for Jim Arnold and Summer Goebel, and they only needed it so they could have “e-mail”. — Oh. Those were the days.
Note to Reader: To read more about Jasper Christensen and the Internet read this post: Power Plant Quest for the Internet.
I used to receive so much attention. — Almost as much as “The Birthday Phantom”. — I actually used part of that program in another program I wrote here a couple of years ago that sent out e-mails to users with links in it to PowerPoint presentations and Excel sheets every Monday morning.
Note to Reader: To read more about the Birthday Phantom, read the post Power Plant Birthday Phantom.
Instead of getting hardhat stickers down here, they give us other things instead (since we don’t wear hardhats). Today when I came to my cubicle I found a nifty key ring that looks like it is made from pewter and has a picture of the world with Dell written across it and it swivels around inside of a ring. It says: “America’s Most Admired Company” for 2005.
They gave us that because Fortune Magazine named Dell as America’s most admired company. — It reminded me of when we would get those jackets that would say that Sooner Plant was the most efficient plant in the country. We had the lowest operating cost of over 300 or so different power plants.
I’m just glad I’m working for a company with such integrity. — Gee. Now I’m sounding like a commercial. — We really do everything we can to be a real ethical company. That’s refreshing.
You know. I’ll bet no one on the staff ever figured out that one of the main reasons Sooner could produce power so cheaply was because the precipitators were so properly tuned that they hardly used any power. (hu hu — That’s me breathing on my fingernails like I’m acting cool.).
Normally the Precipitator uses more power than anything else in the plant — Normally, it uses about as much power as the rest of the plant. — But not at Sooner. — Nope — The whole idea that a preciptator needs “Power” to work is all wrong to begin with.
That was the hardest thing to convince people who had real thick skulls (like Bohny-Headed Engineers are opt to have. — No. I didn’t misspell that), because they just couldn’t accept the fact that in order to move particles of airborne ash an average of 2 1/4 INCHES to the collection plate didn’t require as much 1,000 times the energy it takes to pump that same ash 1/2 MILE in a pipe to the Fly Ash silo up at the coal yard.
It makes sense to me that the precipitator doesn’t really require “Power” to operate (well. A small amount). It just requires “voltage”. — That’s what STATIC is anyway. It’s VOLTAGE, not POWER. — And that is an ElectroSTATIC precipitator.
If it’s using Power it’s not Static!!!. Geez. This is only “Rocket Science”. And rocket science isn’t all that hard these days with computers. Geez. — Oh. Sorry. Ramblin’ again. — You can tell I’ve been dreaming about Precipitators again. — Don’t you just hate it when that happens?
Well. I better go work on my IDP (Individual Development Plan) while I have the chance. — I’m supposed to take tomorrow off since I was on call last week. — Isn’t that neat? When you are on “Hots”, they let you off a whole day the following week. — I’m not complaining. Sometimes it takes me so much by surprise that I forget to breath. I need to remember. “Keep Breathing. That’s the key.”
Talk to you later,
Your friend from Dell,
Kevin James Anthony Breazile
Kevin J. Breazile
Global Financial Services I/T
‘You would think with a name like “Crystal Reports” that the format would be “clear”.’ Oooooh, bad memories!
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